Inscriptions
None of us is getting out of here alive! Death is imminent, and it is considered by most morbid to discuss. And I get it! Life is precious and we cling tenaciously to every breath. Who in their normal mind sits around talking about death? Right? If you do, we need to talk! As a hospice chaplain, I often officiate graveside services. Cemeteries are not my favorite hang-out place, but while there I like to read inscriptions on tombstones. Most include only the name, along with birth and death dates. However, some across the years have left their humorous side behind: “She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her” “Barry M. Deep” “Another one bites the dust” “Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go” “Na na na na Na na na na Hey hey -ey Goodbye” ”Here lies Lester Moore. Four slugs from a 44. No Les No more” “Jesus called and Kim answered” “Don’t laugh, you’re next” MERV GRIFFIN...